Okay, so my last journal entry was also my first. This was over a year ago. I slack off to the tenth when it comes to this thing.

I suppose it could be worse. I could be a fascist dictator.

Actually, that's debatable sometimes... not really, I'm way too laid back to be a dictator. I can see it all now…

The people of my country would kind of be standing around like, "Umm . . . commander Lily?"
Me: "Hm . . . sorry, what, I wasn't listening"
Citizens of Gladstonia: "Well . . . don't mean to bother you, but could we, like, be told what to do now?"
Me: "Oh, yeah, okay . . . ummm, well what do you wanna do?"
Gladstonian citizen #1 "I dunno, what do you want us to do?"
Me: "I dunno, what do you want to do?"
Gladstonian #2 "Your excellency, we're not gonna start this again, are we?"
Me: "QUIET YOU! *backhand bitchslap* (I am fascist, after all)

Nothing really to say, I'm just sick of looking at my "lovely firsts" thing.